Status Updates From Mother: A Novel

So far I'm not a fan. Almost bored of reading about a rebellious teen

Yay! I am just about to begin chapter 20, and finally, Emma has reached a revelation! I finally feel like there is going to be some much needed positivity and respect Jane needs, and certainly deserves from her daughter. I just hope it's not too late, and that Jane hasn't succumbed to the health issues she has ignored for too long. Oh, please let there be a happy ending. Maybe I should end here and create my own end?

Okay, so I am just about to begin chapter 12. I cannot stop reading this book. I find myself yelling inside at all of the characters ... well, except, Eric, no Eric too. I want him to call Jane and rescue her. Abandon the miserable life she has, and leave Emma alone to dwell in her own self pity. I just want to tell Emma to eat a Snickers! haha. I don't want to read the ending, I want it in my head that, damnit!!!!

I have finally been able to download this book after the author tried sending it to me a couple of days ago. I know I had it as 'currently reading', but I really am reading it now!
Just starting Chapter 5, not sure the true page number, but my reader says the book is 810 pages. I am on page 141.
I actually cried for Jane, got upset with her, damnit, there are not enough characters left. AskTheAuthorToSendYouBook!

I love everything Angel Gelique writes. Second time reading this one. Ah my fucking heart is breaking, why do I do it to myself???

Ah - everything is becoming clear now.

Angel, darling...you were right. I despise Emma. What a brat!

Im speechless!!!

“I just want you to know that you‟ll always be my baby”.....Damit...now I'm all choked up!!!!...Oh your good Mrs Gelique!!

“THAT FAT BITCH IS NOT MY MOTHER!”...Awwwwwh hell to the no....
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Why in the hell is she still upright...somebody should be leaning over her right now counting...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10......yeap...

" I should drive away and never look back."

"How about dinner at my house?".... Is this woman nuts? Her daughter is going to embarrass the shit out of her..

"THAT FAT BITCH IS NOT MY MOTHER!."

This little BITCH!!!.....Grrrr!!!!

"Maybe a big party is just what she needs to turn things around."

Jane...

OMG Emma!!!..if you were my child I would have one word for you!!

and pray to all things holy that I dont catch you because if I do its gonna be on and poppin!!!

"How the hell did you screw things up? What did you do?"

Emma...

"Straighten out her mom.".WHAT??......Carla, I need to borrow that spanking gif.

EPIC fail Gregory....

“I told you, Jane, I don't want any cookies. That‟s your solution to everything. Have a cookie, have a piece of pie, have half a cake. Maybe if you‟d stop shoveling food into your mouth you wouldn't be 600 pounds!” Emma yelled back.

Emma......

Whaaaat!!!...first name basis....yelling....Oh hell no...Emma...Emma...Emma...SMDH..I got a feeling This is gonna be my favorite gif for you!!!