Status Updates From The Imperial Uncle

I dont know how many more Ls he can take before he snaps and starts killing people with rocks

this guy being pushed into overthrowing the government when all he wants is to be genuinely loved LMAOO

NOTHING to smile about in this guys life

This book has taken such a huge turn, it’s almost like I’m not even reading the same story 😭

wait HUH?

"In reality, all I asked for was someone to truly care about who would truly care for me in turn, someone to chat with, to drink tea with, someone to talk to, day in and day out, never tiring of it - that was all."

He seems so lonely, I just want to jump into the book and give him a hug 😩

this is so sweet omg 🥹

ohhh i think im going to love this one 🥰

So is Qizhe not dead? Qitan just called Imperial Uncle back under false pretenses?

The end. I can honestly say I am completed confused. Now for the extras.

"Don't come to me again... You've scared me three times... I've had enough..."

I'm kinda starting to get pi$$ed off. Irritated. Annoyed. Exasperated!! What is all this cloak and dagger crap.

I am really sucking at reading between the lines here…. Somethings going on and I am left in the dark.

Bold move! I did not think he had it in him to basically give a big FU like that.

When I pulled Qitan onto the second-floor corridor, he looked around with glazed eyes. "What an unusual-looking latrine."
I nearly let go and allowed him to topple over the railing and into the water. "There is where Uncle lives now."

😅💦🛶

My heart is aching…. 🥺

Chapter Seven feels like a completely different novel.

After delivering this exhaustive speech, I had no more strength to speak. I drifted in a daze. I didn't know whether I had been dreaming before, or whether this now was the dream.

*I feel so bad! All his plans to be a spy on the bad side went up in smoke. How could any of his nephews think so poorly of him.....

Well that sucks the only one who knew what imperial uncle had planned has been injured.

I continued, "It truly distresses me that this trifling affair today should have occupied Your Majesty's attention."
"Trifling?" said Qizhe. "You were so gravely injured, Imperial Uncle. It is a major affair. It is only proper for us to come in person."

🙄😏

Obviously it had to be pulled. Any idiot would know that. Was I expected to leave it there to sprout leaves in the spring, bloom in the summer, and yield a few him of little daggers in the fall?

What? His majesty rushes of just for a little knife wound? There is definitely something going on there.

Is the emperor jealous of his uncle? There’s something going on there.

I sat in my chair, feeling a sudden desire for someone to come along with a club and knock me unconscious.

Court himbo tries to play chess by throwing his pawn into the ocean

This is soo sad

SOCORRO YA.