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After 11 long pages of how great the dick of Israel is (her affair), she now raises the central question:

„I don’t know why you’re all reading books instead of letting Israel fuck you in the ass, spit on you, or slam you against the headboard—with every thrust, your skull smacks against the headboard.”

Now I need a reading pause and I‘m thinking to myself: Hm, maybe Israel should fuck me too.

With every Sheila Heti novel, I fall in love with her voice all over again. It has the honesty and lightheartedness of a child who whispers a precious secret to you, like: 'When I grow up, I want to be a genius' …it just makes you laugh out loud.

Rats

How pondersome. I will hope to never be like Sheila.