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I love how Crusoe goes for a walk and sees all this beautiful land and his immediate thought is "this is rightfully mine!"

...and, of course, he becomes a born-again Christian seeking for God to deliver him from what he views as poor decisions on his part that led to his quandary. 🙄 I also love how conveniently the next verse, which would be more applicable to his situation, is somehow ignored:

"16 To the wicked, however, God says,

“What right have you to recite My statutes

and to bear My covenant on your lips?"

Ugh, egoists.

crusoe’s no good, very bad, horrible day lol