Status Updates From The Reluctant Assassin (W.A...

move over cuck chair, cuck performance hall is here

colfer's dedication to making stuff happen in England but writing in zero English characters (unless they're evil) is very Irish of him

I only remember two things about this series: the magician making riley murder a guy and the maniacs pouring molten silver down people's throats to "test if they're witches". both things middle school me had nightmares about

Another new series started

Colfer loves his "massive manservant who's a glutton for punishment" characters doesn't he

The fact that Riley didn't kill someone is the most disappointing thing in the whole book

It's not bad, but it's not super interesting either. As a kid I only read the third book in the series but I remember loving it