Status Updates From An Unconventional Courtship...

A baby? this is about to be so messy and I am here for it.

Why tf would you bring your beard there and expect romance

„I thought we were just having a good time.“ „It‘s a well known fact I‘m bisexual, I‘m engaged to be married in a few months“

The hell is this?? So bisexuals are cheaters and need to have more than one person at the same time???

Gtfo with your biphobia.

Woop ...another great narrated story from Scotty Cade.

I hate myself omg

I didn't think to comment on this when it was first mentioned because I thought it was a one-off that wouldn't be elaborated on but now that it has...WTF? A personal assistant to a continually traveling executive...who has never even been to the boss' house? Not even the OUTSIDE OF IT? After two freaking years? Yeah, no. The "big reveal" of what amounts to a modern castle - again, fairy-tale overdose.

Okay. This is slow going. And a little fairy-tale/wish fulfillment-like. But, since I'm more than half-way through I'm just gonna slog on...