Status Updates From My Daddy is a Handsome Prin...

it's bad. and i knew it would be. and i downloaded it anyway. and i deserve to be punished, to suffer through it.

"Adrien reached for his phone. 'Hello? I told you not to call me... (pause) What? Here? Now?"

I don't know about you, but... (pause) when I have to take a pause to listen or think, I don't (pause) announce it to the world.

I can't! I can't keep a straight face. There are aching anuses and man nipples and gay g-spots and gay heaven and gay sex and homosexual reasons.

"I wanted to stay wrapped in his arms forever, safe and warm. I smiled a dopey smile. I was so happy that if I died making love to him, I would still be happy. Making love was life affirming. Why should I fear death when I have lived?

He pounded into me again.

I groaned loudly. 'Oh daddy. I'm so happy.'"

For serious, guys, this writing is NOT to be missed. It's ALL this good.

Don't judge me; sometimes a girl just *has* to read the stupid shit she can get as a Kindle freebie.

This book Is starting to annoy me and I've just started it not feels like bad acting. Seriously "Adrien's Apple". No. Just no. And you don't have to keep saying its your gay lover, or make lover, or gay male love. I think we get the point. He's gay, you're gay, you're both male and you're in love. Now get over it.

When he told me he was a prince, the sex got even hotter.

Oh, stfu.

Lost in homosexual pleasure, I was in gay heaven.

I didn't want him to find my gay g-spot yet, which was the area between my asshole and balls. That was my magic area."

Ladies & gents, page 1. Thank you Emma for this gift to Lenore and I.

"Why would Emile want to assassinate Adrien? So that Emile could become king instead? That was probably it."

Gee, ya think?

Gahd, this reads like a parody of a crack fic. I looooove it!

"Soon, he went straight for my gay g-spot.

[...]

Lost in homosexual pleasure, I was in gay heaven."

Right.

"It was all I could do not to come right then. I knew I had to think of a way to delay my sexual gratification, so I thought of women and their boobs. Immediately, my cock began to soften a little."

Glad to be of assistance O_o

ROFLMAO!