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Both of these main characters are moronic and i hate them. Emo Hero keeps going on anyone he meets about woe is him, his soul is so black! And the heroine is just plain stupid. Just a straight up dummy who keeps gasping & clutching her metaphorical pearls at every thing Lord Emo says or does. Like her presence has never been dirtied by a human being having an emotion before. God, I want this book to be over already.