Status Updates From My Totally Awkward Supernat...

There is a character in my book named Jared and he is always interrupting Jenna and Luke talking because... The motivation behind that is I think he actually likes her as more than a friend. Because whenever they're talking he freaks out and needs to talk to her ASAP.

Part 2: When they finally get her attention she is rude and snaps back at whoever is talking to her, I think this is because she isn't in her dream world with everything perfect.

Part 1: Jenna my main character is motivated to act like she is in a different world or day dream because, she is totally in love with this guy so her whole world is happy. When she is not in this dream world she sees everything as it is to her not happy and very messy. Her mom, friend, and best guy friend were talking to her and she has no clue at all.

I know it's supposed to be a parody, but I really don't think I'm going to be able to get through this. At chapter 2 and already looking for things to do to avoid reading it. :(

okay, now she's going on google and looking up angel mythology!

TWILIGHT MUCH?!?!

even when she's being threatened with death she still has time to call his eyes "baby hazels."

AGAIN.

evil tracker guy inhales her scent and says, "i see you brought a treat."

WTF. twilight, much?

what's with all the michael jackson songs? also, am i the only one who finds it disturbing that the ice cream truck is playing "billie jean"?

this is the third or fourth time she's referred to his eyes as "baby hazels."

it wasn't cute the first time. STOP IT NOW.

omg he just used the same "i was standing right here" excuse as eddie-c!

she's clumsy... and he just rescued her from herself.

oh god.

she keeps referring to his eyes as "his gorgeous baby hazels."

the beginning of every other chapter opens with a dream the mc has about mr. mysterioso.