Status Updates From Lysistrata

jesus christ, this is so boring. the premise is the only thing holding this together (and there's a few funny quotes here and there)

I can NOT be bothered to read a foreword, 99.9% of the time I skip it (the 0.1% is when I rarely decide to do so, because somehow the foreword caught my attention or I'm reading a book for studying purposes).

So uh yeah the foreword here is 8% of the book. wow.

Heel apart, brynn