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„There is a story of two Oxford professors, who went bathing in the nude in the local river.
While drying themselves on the river bank, a boat full of female undergraduates came by. Professor A immediately covered his lower body with his towel, but Professor B covered his face. ‘Why did you do that?’ asked Professor A. ‘Most people,’ replied Professor B, ‘recognise me by my face”