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"You shifty hypocrite, don’t come whining to me. I hate you more than any other God on Olympus” to your son is crazy.

“That brainless daughter of yours”

"Father Zeus, will you be angry with me if I give him a severe beating and chase him from the battlefield” Why is Hera calling him father Zeus and why does she want to beat her son so badly 😭

WAIT WHY DID APHRODITE CALL ARES HER BROTHER? (does she mean brother in law? Because I thought that it is said that she was born from Uranus’ private parts)
HER MOTHER IS DIONE?

Why does Homer keep mentioning her ‘white arms’ 😭😭😭 ok she’s as white as Snow White. Move on now. And with Hera too 😭