Status Updates From Beautiful Losers

I don’t know why it took me so long to finally read this. Maybe I wasn’t ready for the hot, no, make that scalding sex scenes!

Ugh ugh ugh. Stop being so awesome, Remittance Girl. I can't even think straight through the brilliance that is your fiction (terrible puns not intended, I'm mainly talking about the prose and story itself here). And I wasn't even supposed to like this one.

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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stretched out side by side, head to toe, they were nuzzling, and licking and slurping at each other’s cock like . . . well, I didn’t have a frame of reference for it......bwhahahahah.....let me help you out!!!

WHAT. THE. FUCK ? ? ?

‘Shira and I have just had a meeting of the minds and now I’m going to tease her until she begs for mercy,’....Then, I’m going to fuck her senseless.’..OH Lawrd!!!

there r no words...

He attacked my mouth. It wasn't a kiss – that didn't really describe it. He began to eat me alive, sucking at my lips until they hurt, & switching to my tongue. Then he settled down to a slow, sensual grind that involved sliding his tongue in & out of my mouth as if he were fucking it.

“Sebastian took the proffered hand and guided it down between my legs. It was the strangest feeling. I felt Jean’s cold fingers, being guided by Sebastian’s.... ‘Oh my God! It’s . . . it’s wet, really wet!’ squealed Jean. ‘Do you realize what we could save on lube if we could do this?’..Bwhhahahahahhah..these two are killing me!!!