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Sadly a lot of grammar and orthography mistakes. The random German words or phrases felt weird to me, not to mention that there were also mistakes, e.g. the weird English-German mix of Great Tante (just call her Great-Aunt or Großtante), the wrong plural of Dummkopf (it's Dummköpfe, not Dummkopfs) and the inconsistent spelling of Umlaute (either use ä, ö and ü or spell it as ae, oe and ue, but don't use a, o or u).