Status Updates From Emily Windsnap and the Cast...

okay okay i've calmed down. the story's still cute and i guess emily is only 12 maybe 13 and still needs to figure out what she wants and how to exist in both worlds, especially when her parents, mainly her mum, aren't making it easy for her.

i just don't get it?
this is how emily feels throughout ALL the books ALL the time;
"I wasn’t a mermaid half the time
anymore. Now I wasn’t even close to being a real mermaid." she goes to mermaid school, her best friend is a mermaid. why does she want to stay half human? she doesn't? in all the books she wishes to be a normal full mermaid?

if i was emily the curse would be a no-brainer. just pick being a mermaid full time. they already got the boat w trapdoors in every room where the mermaid dad and shona and other mermaids can look thorugh and be involved. she could live under the boat like her dad does and still see her mum. why wouldnt emily pick that?obviously she doesnt want to give up being a mermaid but why would she need her human side at all

what an idiot!
"We all nodded. Most of the others looked too nervous to speak. I wasn’t nervous, just annoyed. Who did he think he was, telling us what
to do like that? He didn’t frighten me!"
he's the king!he just wants his treasure back that belongs to him.you woke the kraken! it's your fault the treasure is scattered! i can't believe how annoying emily is. i didn't remember her to be this stupid & einfältig

""Neptune coming to our class!” Shona said, reading my thoughts, as she so often did.
“Yeah, imagine that,” I said, without any of her enthusiasm. I thought back to the times I’d met him so far and how I’d managed to get
on his wrong side both times." huh?? neptune accepted your parents love and sent you to a safe paradise island and let your best friend and mum's best friend join you? ur so stupid emily

emily! not everything is about you! neptune is coming on a normal state visit because he's the king, why would u even think it's got anything to do with you. main character syndrome much? i love these books but i'd forgotten how stupid emily can be

A boy. 😏