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NEW YORK ??? oh, gods no

“her hair was the fiery red of a warrior”

what does this even fucking mean

yk what this sounds like, it sounds like mortal instruments fanfic with alec as hoyt and jace as cian

shaping up to be the most cliched story of all time, im already growing tired of it

this feels like roberts had to hit a specific word count on the first chapter using only phrases relating to hoyt and his brother and “the demon”, like we get it, man. we get it. jesus fucking christ

im like two pages into the first chapter and we’ve already hit STRIKE ONEEEEEEEEE as our main character (a young, powerful sorcerer) stricken with grief over the turning of his twin brother into an immortal of the night (a vampire) by (apparently) THE lilith (which he considers a fate worse than dying) also cannot stop himself from feeling “a terrible arousal” over the “white swell of her breasts”