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Celine Dubeau
is on page 22 of 406
I’m seriously laughing for all the wrong reasons. This is so bad it’s comical.
— Sep 22, 2023 03:54PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 17 of 406
“The technical term for the moon’s lethal gas is letalith gas, but everyone, even the Developers, calls it moonshine” 😂😂😂 you can’t tell me this isn’t a fucking comedy! Omg this is fucking hilarious!!!
— Sep 22, 2023 03:47PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 13 of 406
“I stand in line waiting for my turn with a trembling hand wrapped around my still-fragile wrist. I recite the prime numbers from one to five hundred to stay calm” oh no girl 🤦♀️
— Sep 22, 2023 03:39PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 13 of 406
“Sometimes I picture myself standing on one of their rooftops and sticking my arms out. I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and launch myself into the sky. And I fly” 😂😂😂 I don’t think this book was intended to be a comedy but I can’t keep laughing at this shit!
— Sep 22, 2023 03:31PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 13 of 406
“I come here every morning for four hours of memorizing scientific theories and mathematics, and learning about why our world is the way it is” 😂
— Sep 22, 2023 03:29PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 5 of 406
“Green light shines through the eye slits in his helmet, blinding me for a second. All officials have fixtures for night-vision and x-ray vision, so they can see if we have possessions on us that we’re not supposed to carry. The remembrance always makes me sick. They can see other things too, if they want” wtf?! X-ray? Really?
— Sep 22, 2023 03:19PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 5 of 406
“Did you sleep in a puddle?” “No. Maybe then I would’ve actually slept” 😂😂😂 I’m dying!
— Sep 22, 2023 03:16PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 5 of 406
😂😂😂 she’s actually rubbing dirt into his wounds! Boy has a bruise and she actually grabs some mud to cover it up! It’s under his eye 😂 I’m dying! What is this book?
— Sep 22, 2023 03:14PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 3 of 406
“I’m afraid I’m going to crack and splinter into too many pieces for anyone to count - thousands, millions, trillions?” Seriously? 😂
— Sep 22, 2023 03:10PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 3 of 406
“When I think about that, I get all crumpled up inside, and I shake so badly I can barely breathe” I really shouldn’t be laughing, but damn this writing is very basic. A lot of telling, very little showing.
— Sep 22, 2023 03:08PM
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Celine Dubeau
is on page 2 of 406
“In my head, I recite chemical formulas - like LF for the moon’s acid - and divide big numbers by other big numbers to stay calm” 😂😂😂 oh damn that made me laugh!
— Sep 22, 2023 03:02PM
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Celine Dubeau
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Welcome to the purge 2023. Not even sure how I got this book, but today is the day!
— Sep 22, 2023 03:01PM
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