Status Updates From Extraction (Extraction, #1)

I’m seriously laughing for all the wrong reasons. This is so bad it’s comical.

“The technical term for the moon’s lethal gas is letalith gas, but everyone, even the Developers, calls it moonshine” 😂😂😂 you can’t tell me this isn’t a fucking comedy! Omg this is fucking hilarious!!!

“I stand in line waiting for my turn with a trembling hand wrapped around my still-fragile wrist. I recite the prime numbers from one to five hundred to stay calm” oh no girl 🤦‍♀️

“Sometimes I picture myself standing on one of their rooftops and sticking my arms out. I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and launch myself into the sky. And I fly” 😂😂😂 I don’t think this book was intended to be a comedy but I can’t keep laughing at this shit!

“I come here every morning for four hours of memorizing scientific theories and mathematics, and learning about why our world is the way it is” 😂

“Green light shines through the eye slits in his helmet, blinding me for a second. All officials have fixtures for night-vision and x-ray vision, so they can see if we have possessions on us that we’re not supposed to carry. The remembrance always makes me sick. They can see other things too, if they want” wtf?! X-ray? Really?

“Did you sleep in a puddle?” “No. Maybe then I would’ve actually slept” 😂😂😂 I’m dying!

😂😂😂 she’s actually rubbing dirt into his wounds! Boy has a bruise and she actually grabs some mud to cover it up! It’s under his eye 😂 I’m dying! What is this book?

“I’m afraid I’m going to crack and splinter into too many pieces for anyone to count - thousands, millions, trillions?” Seriously? 😂