Status Updates From Guards! Guards! (Discworld #8)

"His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old." BAHAHAHA THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST LINE I'VE EVER READ. I cannot BELIEVE I read this (sub?) series out of order. It's SO much better getting introduced to the characters this REMARKABLY UNHINGED way