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Thor w the quickest hangover recovery known to man

Why does everyone in this book jump to such strong conclusions immediately. Bro adopted Thor like 15 minutes before and he “already felt like a son to him”?????? Jesus Macgil is a lover

This is insane. How did I not remember this. He showed up - uninvited - was vouched for by royalty, is somehow instant friends w royalty, somehow magically saves the best guy in the kingdom, is adopted by the king, and is insta loved by the pretty princess. Like cannot make this shit up this was one day.

Gary Stu affffff

This book is def trying to be progressive w a gay POV and I suppose it is in that sense for it being written in like 2011 but making him this comically evil isn’t a great way to do that

What in the Gary Stu am I reading rn

My god if tell don’t show was a book

The prose in this is soooo weak

Emo teenage boy argues with a noble gas and kills Clifford the big red lion

I remember these being fun so if they aren’t I’ll be #sad