Status Updates From Rubyfruit Jungle

I went into this book blind which I think is the right way to go because wow that first chapter was memorable (complimentary)

Loving it

Screaming, crying, vomitting, shitting

“‘…Why, Karen, are you afraid I might sleep with you? Are you afraid I might sneak over in the night and attack you?’ Faye was laughing by this time and Karen was petrified. ‘Karen, if you were the last woman on earth, I’d go back to men…’”

“… in school they told us that the president was the best man in the whole country, but I knew my father was the best man in the whole country… So I guessed it was okay for Carl to make fun of the president. Anyway, how did I know the president was for real? I never saw him, just pictures in the paper and the can make those up. How do you know someone is real if you don’t see him?”

I’m already so excited