Status Updates From The Bastard of Istanbul

"The ear was such a trustworthy part of the human body. No matter how much weight you gained, your ears remained exactly the same, always loyal."

"It wss wrong, she knew. Allah could not and should not be personified... One had to refrain from attributing human qualities to him—that's to say, Him—which was not easy since every one of his—that's to say, His—ninety-nine names happened to be qualities also pertinent to human beings. He could see it all but had no eyes; He could hear it all but jad no ears; He could reach out everywhere but had no hands.."