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Put orange slices in your bath!

Masques she suggests: honey, peach & brandy, pepto bismol, milk of magnesia, banana, tomato and mayonnaise.

Aha! Here is the banana and honey in the bra cups thing! "...aging movie stars" use it. "Just make sure you don't add too much honey, and that you use a sturdy bra...I attempted to use a lacy type bra...it was a little messy!" It is unclear from this whether you are supposed to wear it around? Why would you need to wear a bra to do a body mask?

Oooh my. The kitty litter think. Check out YouTube to see Michelle Phan try this.

Sunscreen advice is solid. And her sugar scrub is great. How to: mix raw sugar (or regular sugar) with olive oil. I didn't hear about it from this book but it really works.

Now we know toner is unnecessary for most faces, but even if you need to, and wanted to use lemons, why would you carry them around?

She says you don't need to wash your face in the morning. I'm torn about this. Sometimes it can be drying but everyone has different skin types.

Want good skin? Be Japanese!

Want good skin? Be Japanese!

She wants us to conclude this chapter by drawing a self portrait and analyzing it- with no guide?

"Almost everything we do is based on appearance. Cute babies are held longer. We love flowers for their 'beauty.'" Is this book from 1997 or 1957?

Wow. On page 2 she's already telling us to pick up our "downward spiraling breasts."