Status Updates From The Odyssey (Translated By ...

Forgot how slow this starts...

Okay the homecoming is really sweet. Penelope is also just amazing. Excited to see how it all pans out but him coming home has been precious so far.

please Odysseus!!! I'm begging youuuuu just go home!!!!

ughhh I'm tired of Odysseus sleeping around with all the freaking goddesses...he started out cool and every random goddess he sleeps with takes him down like a billion coolness points...bro please just stop. Your questionable choices are ruining the storyyyyy

guys I'm sorry it's just not hitting...there's so much stuff that I'm like nahh that's kind of awful and super not admirable at all. Still think the Illiad is for sure winning even tho this one has more of a story arc.

Is it bad I think I liked the Illiad more...ngl it just bothers me how many people this dude just casually sleeps with for like...a long time. But they're like goddesses so it doesn't matter, it's not the same...errrg😤 Idk if I'd be chill about that if I was his wife who had been separated from him for years...but what do I know 🤷‍♀️