Status Updates From Vampires in the Lemon Grove...

Reading a bit on my lunch breaks at work. Really enjoyed the first story “Vampires in the Lemon Grove,” sad that it’s over! Her writing is very smooth and comforting, looking forward to more.

“You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.”

“I mean, you really should try to look as much like a krill as you can.”

“James Buchanan can only deduce, given his administration’s many accomplishments, that this Barn might be Heaven.” crying. i think i am the target audience of this one

“There are twenty-two stalls in the Barn. Eleven of the stabled horses are, as far as Rutherford can ascertain, former presidents of the United States of America.”

is this… the only story?

I love how the vampires have chosen names, changing them in different times and settings.

"Magreb chose her name in the Atlas Mountain for its etymology, the root ghuroob, which means "to set" or "to be hidden." "That's what we're looking for," she tells me . "The setting place. Some final answer." She won't change her name until we find it.