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So first Charlie’s parents just let him in Jina’s care for a week long vacation on a dangerous river, but she doesn’t even look after him that much, and second Danny leads the boat?? For around 5 adults?? Again, on a dangerous river. After his dad ‘died’ while trying to do so?

I still don’t know if I like Alice or not

Fuck you Alice

Go get that bag, Alice, macar una dintre voi sa faca ceva cu viata ei