Status Updates From Shifty's War: The Authorize...

“all good men. all good friends. I grinned at the thought we’d made it though. but then I got to studying about how there were so many who weren't around anymore, you know. it was that sad thought of all the guys who were missing that wouldn't let me grin long.”

bill kiehn managed to almost get shot by shifty not just once, but TWICE

“when it came to walking through the woods, the man was louder than a tank. when it came to reading a map, the man got us lost. when it came to aiming a rifle, well, the man couldn't throw a rock into a lake and have it come out wet.”

damn they even shit on sobel in this book too 😭🙏🏻

“course, they was doing what they was supposed to do, and I was trying to do what I was supposed to do. but under different circumstances we might have been good friends.”