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every time pifagetta gets to describing the natives: they were naked. some of them were more naked than others, which made them very much naked. especially women. but guys, too. so naked. and did i tell you they were naked?

i wonder how much of this is made up thou

“I saw many kinds of birds, among them one that had no anus."

why was he even inspecting birds anuses. guess we'll never know.

Tengo muchas ganas de empezar a leerlo

"...los errores jamás deben ser admitidos como verdad, procedan de quien procedan, y en vez de aceptarlos, debe procurarse su enmienda".

“Ellos nos adoran nada, ni hay quien los gobierne”.

(sobre los aborígenes de las Islas de los Ladrones).

“…su constante amor al estudio le distraía de sus sinsabores, y durante ellos concibió el plan que había de darle fama imperecedera”.

(sobre Hernando de Magallanes).