Status Updates From Fake-ish

This is terrible. Just fucking awful.

I do not foresee finishing this. Especially after that absolutely…nothing…sex scene.

Bro this is DUMB

I really don’t know about this one fam. It’s giving desperation. And the more I see this book cover, the more mad I am that someone, somewhere, decided that romance novels should be dressed by half naked men. As though romance isn’t disparaged enough as a genre…

*gurgles*

I hate this format. This is only cool in movies you guys.

Omg
No

I am not up for yet another book where we keep flashing back to the past!!! God dammit!!!

This is so not interesting at all..

OK LETS GO

We have to start back at the beginning because I already forgot what I read this far.