Status Updates From The Alien Years
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jedioffsidetrap
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Khalid wonders about Jill’s pubes—6th time?
— Mar 28, 2026 08:36PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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Ch 4, jumps 3 more years, back to Borgmann…
— Mar 28, 2026 08:35PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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More boobs, this time a 14-yr old’s…
— Mar 28, 2026 07:17PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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The Es have some kind of mental power a mind-field that surrounds them & scans for hostile thought-emanations & when the field detects anybody nearby who might be planning to do anything nasty to them they just reach out & give him the Push extra hard & the sniper falls over dead. It’s happened every time.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:56PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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Col now senile after jump 10 yrs… more a figurehead
— Mar 28, 2026 06:50PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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Estimates only 1000 of the purple Es; we haven’t tried to come up w/reliable count of the Spooks & Behemoths
— Mar 28, 2026 06:49PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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Collaborators w/entities: borgmanns or quislings…
The worst kind of quislings too b/c they don’t just work for the Es they actively aid & abet them… Computer experts who show the Es better ways of spying on us & teach them how to keep our hackers out of E computers
— Mar 28, 2026 06:47PM
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The worst kind of quislings too b/c they don’t just work for the Es they actively aid & abet them… Computer experts who show the Es better ways of spying on us & teach them how to keep our hackers out of E computers
jedioffsidetrap
is on page 176 of 488
Khalid kid, illegitimate kid of Pakistani girl who died in childbirth, the a-hole dad takes hi to live with him, beats him, cruel
Entities rearrange Stonehenge & put forcefield around it
He finds them beautiful: Their gaze engulfed you in a flood of light. Even the air about the Entities partook of their beauty, glowing w/a liquid turquoise radiance.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:39PM
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Entities rearrange Stonehenge & put forcefield around it
He finds them beautiful: Their gaze engulfed you in a flood of light. Even the air about the Entities partook of their beauty, glowing w/a liquid turquoise radiance.
jedioffsidetrap
is on page 175 of 488
A giant purple thing with orange spots & big yellow eyes…a sort of curving beak below, a great v-shaped slash of a mouth, like a frog’s.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:31PM
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jedioffsidetrap
is on page 172 of 488
Fourth description of pubes…
— Mar 28, 2026 06:25PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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After laser attack, power off for 39 days; also “sealed canisters stored in 11 of the world’s major cities sprung open w/in 3 hrs of the Denver event, releasing microorganisms…that induced an infectious & highly contagious [repetitive?] disease of previously unknown kind across much of the planet.”
50% mortality rate; 3 billion humans survive
— Mar 26, 2026 08:12PM
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50% mortality rate; 3 billion humans survive
jedioffsidetrap
is on page 148 of 488
Jump of two years from Chapt 1 to 2, ten years from 2 to 3
Muslim Indian girl dies in childbirth; nerd-perv gets into Entity system & sends message: can help them
— Mar 26, 2026 08:06PM
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Muslim Indian girl dies in childbirth; nerd-perv gets into Entity system & sends message: can help them
jedioffsidetrap
is on page 133 of 488
Third graphic description of breasts; two also of pubic hair
Most boring invasion story— nothing happens, or all happens offscreen; what is he trying to keep the effects within budget?
The cartoonish aliens; the cartoonish characters: hippie new age alien hugger, grizzled vet The Colonel, the good son, the bad son…
— Mar 26, 2026 07:44PM
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Most boring invasion story— nothing happens, or all happens offscreen; what is he trying to keep the effects within budget?
The cartoonish aliens; the cartoonish characters: hippie new age alien hugger, grizzled vet The Colonel, the good son, the bad son…
jedioffsidetrap
is on page 96 of 488
to p 101: a bizarre interlude of a German perv-nerd in Prague obsessed with an unattainable woman who he’s been stalked thru video cameras in her home…he’s rejected then decides he’ll get in with the Entities somehow & they’ll be grateful & he’ll ask them, “make them give her to me as a slave” — what the actual fuck is this doing here?
— Mar 26, 2026 07:00PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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The Rouch, the Col had already been informed, was usually followed by the Push. Which was an exertion of mental pressure by the infiltrating Entity against the infiltrated human mind, for the purpose of achieving sthg beneficial to the general welfare of the Entities.
— Mar 26, 2026 05:28PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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The Col felt utterly & completely disempowered. He was nothing, nobody. This was the experience that had already become known to its recipients as the Touch. It was caused by the silent & non-verbal penetration of a human mind in some telepathic way by the mind of an Entity.
— Mar 26, 2026 05:26PM
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jedioffsidetrap
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Extensive description of driving routes in SoCal, a whole page…and not the first time
— Mar 26, 2026 03:27PM
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Joe Hoggard
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DNF. Was looking for a book with themes similar to the scifi show Colony with alien occupation and human insurgents, but this book unfolded far too slowly to sustain my interest. The dialogue and inner thoughts of the first few chapters did little but hint at a male chauvinist attitude and domineering perspective in pages to come.
— Dec 30, 2025 10:12AM
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