Status Updates From Der Besucher

Fetisj voor zwartgalligheid en teer - men kan zijn hart ophalen. Verwarrend in combinatie met kanariegele Beierse terrastoelen en gember Aperol spritz (beter dan het origineel, zelfde geldt voor alle Konrád nakomelingen)

Among other things, I have piously preserved (though not for their rarity) certain proofs of man’s inventiveness. A whip with three lashes, a bamboo stick filled with lead, a miniature pillory — all homemade. These implements were employed by fathers and mothers; maybe they didn’t actually derive any pleasure from them, but one day (they kept repeating) the child would be grateful for their severity.

First Line: Go on, I say to my client.