Status Updates From Fuckload of Shorts

Fuckload of Shorts
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Jedidiah Ayres (Goodreads Author)

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Liam is 66% done

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Liam is 37% done

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Liam is 28% done

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Andrea is on page 145 of 200

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David Flinn is on page 36 of 266

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Paul is 80% done

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Paul is 75% done

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Paul is 69% done

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Paul is 64% done

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Paul is 50% done

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Paul is 46% done

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Paul is 36% done

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Paul is 33% done

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Paul is 26% done

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Paul is 23% done

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Paul is 18% done

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Paul is 13% done

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Richard is on page 160 of 200

Too young for intent, she became the confessional by virtue of helplessness and dependence. The ritual of rocking and cooing her over their shoulders while unburdening the day's trespasses into her tiny curved ear repeated nightly. She took in the very sweat and breath of sin and sighed and farted it back at them all cleaned up and smelling of infant.

You better write your ass off Jedidiah!

— Aug 23, 2016 09:00PM 3 comments

Richard is 45% done

So, yeah I re-used my coffins. Big deal. Not like my bodies are lining the walls with fluids and even if they were, it's not like the next one would mind. Again, what the living don't know, all the details of body draining and dressing and disposing? That's what they pay me for. So just pay me already and don't go micro-managing every little thing.

— Aug 22, 2016 05:39PM Add a comment