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Dino Wilson
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I want more bfg farts.
“What is dino talkin bout”
read the book loser!
Sorry sorry sorry… it’s just that Dahl made giant farts really entertaining. You don’t read about farts much. The stupid animated movies got um and they are stinky poo… those make me want to rip my eyes out but not sweet sweet Dahl. His descriptions of farts are like poetry. Mia Angelou levels of beauty.
More farts plz.
— Aug 10, 2026 08:56PM
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“What is dino talkin bout”
read the book loser!
Sorry sorry sorry… it’s just that Dahl made giant farts really entertaining. You don’t read about farts much. The stupid animated movies got um and they are stinky poo… those make me want to rip my eyes out but not sweet sweet Dahl. His descriptions of farts are like poetry. Mia Angelou levels of beauty.
More farts plz.


























