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Mallory
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A country made of china is so random, doesn’t really fit the rest of the world if I’m being honest.
The princess really said “that bitch ugly.”
Did Mr. Joker just casually say she has a stick up her ass? XD
I THINK I COULD LOVE YOU DEARLY??? Dorothy just kissed the green girl goodbye and now she’s already flirting with a china doll? Also, wanting to put a sentient creature on the mantle is WILD.
— 4 hours, 27 min ago
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The princess really said “that bitch ugly.”
Did Mr. Joker just casually say she has a stick up her ass? XD
I THINK I COULD LOVE YOU DEARLY??? Dorothy just kissed the green girl goodbye and now she’s already flirting with a china doll? Also, wanting to put a sentient creature on the mantle is WILD.
Mallory
is on page 225 of 267
Dorothy and the pretty green girl KISSED, you say???
Love the way the Scarecrow put no one in charge as he, too, abandoned the people of the Emerald City.
WHY MUST WE ALWAYS JUMP TO MURDER? The Tin Woodman just seriously maimed that tree, it shivered AS IF IN PAIN, and no one bats an eye. I thought he was supposed to have the most tender heart now? Tell me he is not going to chop down more trees to make a ladder.
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Love the way the Scarecrow put no one in charge as he, too, abandoned the people of the Emerald City.
WHY MUST WE ALWAYS JUMP TO MURDER? The Tin Woodman just seriously maimed that tree, it shivered AS IF IN PAIN, and no one bats an eye. I thought he was supposed to have the most tender heart now? Tell me he is not going to chop down more trees to make a ladder.
Mallory
is on page 217 of 267
“I am as brave as any beast that ever lived, if not braver,” said the Lion, MODESTLY. XD
“You must have been thinking again.” Tin Woodman, the sassmaster that you are.
Scarecrow going from being on a pole to being king feels like a Jesus metaphor.
If the Monkeys can’t fulfill what was asked of them, it shouldn’t count as a used wish. Regardless, she STILL HAS A WISH LEFT. WISH TO GO TO GLINDA’S.
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“You must have been thinking again.” Tin Woodman, the sassmaster that you are.
Scarecrow going from being on a pole to being king feels like a Jesus metaphor.
If the Monkeys can’t fulfill what was asked of them, it shouldn’t count as a used wish. Regardless, she STILL HAS A WISH LEFT. WISH TO GO TO GLINDA’S.
Mallory
is on page 209 of 267
So the Wizard left willingly, and leaving Dorothy behind was an accident. Why did they start filling the balloon before Toto was account for?
I’m sorry, I missed the part where THE SCARECROW TAKES OVER RULING ALL OF THE EMERALD CITY AFTER THE WIZARD LEAVES??? He’s immortal! Does he rule forever?? Why did Oz pick him anyway? Why not the Tin Woodman? I have so many questions. Scarecrow deserves a kingdom tho.
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I’m sorry, I missed the part where THE SCARECROW TAKES OVER RULING ALL OF THE EMERALD CITY AFTER THE WIZARD LEAVES??? He’s immortal! Does he rule forever?? Why did Oz pick him anyway? Why not the Tin Woodman? I have so many questions. Scarecrow deserves a kingdom tho.
