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Okay not cimil. But apparently the voice talking to him is the masskab queen. Awkward. Also, 3 masskab warriors came to fight them. One escaped.

Okay, so Antonio & ixtab create a plan to open the portal & shove franscio into the portal while getting the voice that spoke to him out of it. Ixtab convinces franscio she wants him - which is a trick, they open the portal & push franscio in, but ixtab also - Antonio refuses, but is unable to get her out of the portal. The portal closes & in comes cimil.

Well, huh. Okay, so after accidently calling Antonio Francisco, he flees to Spain to see to his dying dad, whom he hates, but once she catches up to him, meets his twin, she has an alarming reunion w/the og Francisco & it is awkward. He admits to being a incubus. So he sheds his supernatural life naturally & finds a new hosts. His sons are Antonio & Franko (short for franscio)

He tries unveiling her, she flinches, he feels rejected. He makes her orgasm (oral), & she stupidly calls out Francisco rather than Antonio- geez ixtab, how much worse can you poorly respond.

Oh man, awkward again. Poor ixtab. Antonio accidentally killed ixtab but was told when she returned in a few days by Penelope & kinch that he had to inact "immortal groveling" to save the human species from ixtabs destruction. Foot rubs, "oh divine one", poems, etc - lost that sounded familiar to cimils mischievousness.

He tries unveiling her, she flinches, he feels rejected.

Antonio accidently kills her. Whoops

Ixtab feels like he wants to turn her into his own personal little Igor as a punishment of having him turn into a vamp & she's over here now nicknaming him Dracula. Sounds good to me on how he was so mean to her. Oh, also, they just tested to see if he could touch her or not w/out being affected. He is not. It's all downhill from here ixtab.

So, not only does he despise her for having him turned but now he's reminding her of her promise for her/them to do so (turn him that is): that she never leaves him...what a jerk!

Okay. Antonio's a dick. Sniffs. He's so mean 2 ixtab. He calls her a demon, demands she oversee his tablet wor,k, & only her, & then when she arrives he's cruel to her, which breaks my heart & insults her about her black morticia garb as he calls it, no more secrets or lies, & if she ever crosses him, he'll quit. Then after all is said & done, he never wants to see her ugly veiled face again. How cruel. Poor ixtab.

Apparently Zac put the whammy on both Penelope & kinch but it didn't work out. Ixtab intervened. Kinch was tempted by Penelope blood & Penelope was tempted by Zac existence but neither worked. Oh, also, kinch can't bite Penelope- otherwise, her sun power left in her will kill him.

And Antonio turned, he's pissed, ixtab & Antonio meet each other - they throw words, he blames her, she screams "don't touch me".

Antonio's been bitten, bled dry, but ixtab enters & begs the vamp doc (Victor) to turn him Antonio doesn't want to be turned but ixtab convinces him otherwise - he asks her to promise to never leave him b4 agreeing to the change.

Hmm, well, let's see. Kinch is still God jail (Helena & niccolos building for vamps, newly aquired) & his neighbor is Antonio so they can keep a close eye on him/the tablet. The 2bys meet, get 2 know each other talk, but the vial of Penelopes blood breaks when anotnio tries to leave when kinch reveals himself to Antonio & kinch goes crazy & bites Antonio instead.

She accidently killed his cat...whops. poor kitty. Jumped right out the window.

. & since niccolo has been taken they are taking the "laws" seriously. Their current law is to take an extended vacay to Disneyland in Europe. Penelope points the obvi that its cimils twisted plan to play w/the new vamp army.

Aww. They think ixtab is a coward & man is fate (god) a jerk or rather rubitinyourface. Type of jerk (how it's in thebk) also, Zac still pissy about Penelope & kinch. & apparently the band of vamps that were freed when queen vamp Reyna dies & gen vamp niccolo took over, all vamps made sure to follow the old rules, not fully believing their freedom. & since niccolo has been taken they are taking the "laws" seriously

Aww poor ixtab. She sees Antonio's pic & freaks the f out. Looks exactly like her dead soul mate Francisco. Also, the tablet made Antonio blind so he's even more pissy than he used to be. Awesome.

but doesn't realize the baby she's carrying is his from their book (bk I don't have & can't get) but yeah, they had their bk so during this summit si to determine what they are going to do w/kinich.

Also, Zac is still currently in love w/Penelope & pissed that she's w/kinich instead so there's that debacle awkwardness.

Ixtab is there just to listen...til she meets anonio.

The gods are having a summit. They are atrying to figure out how to free Emma & Helena husband's from masskab. They are going to use a special Mayan tablet to do so, which is where antionio physicists comes in.

Also, Penelope is still head leader of gods. Kinch is awake but is stewing in God jail 4 time being because he tried killing her but doesn't realize the baby she's carrying is his from their book (bk I don't

Well, um that was odd. Apparently ixtab is the goddess of suicide. Well, alrighty then. She lulls ppl around, tells them her story of woes (she can't touching anyone or they will die) then meets Jerry who's a lecherous man who sells drugs to kids. Then touches him & he goes down. That's her intro. Oh yeah, she then erases their memories.