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Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is 70% done
If I continue reading at this pace (5 chapters a day, sometimes 10) then I should be finished by the end of the year.
— Feb 10, 2026 03:29AM
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Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is 61% done
“ If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[c] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.”
This is genuinely disgusting
— Feb 10, 2026 03:22AM
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This is genuinely disgusting
Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is 58% done
“ If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death”
The fuck
— Feb 10, 2026 03:21AM
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The fuck
Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is 56% done
“ As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves”
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— Feb 10, 2026 03:17AM
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Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is 49% done
“ You must purge the evil from Israel.”
How loving.
— Feb 10, 2026 03:12AM
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How loving.
Hazel (my girlfriend's version)
is on page 14 of 34
God hasn't directly killed anyone so far so we're off to a good start
— Feb 06, 2026 08:35AM
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