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cat saved the day

Yah pretty sure someone isn't going to almost murder one person and for sure murder another person just because some random other person refuse to give a dress to them. like that doesn't make any sense.

You just fought with your cop "boyfriend" who you just started re-dating, and now you think you should butt in on the investigation, you really think this will end well for you?

"Hes packing"

"Packing what"

Oh to be innocent

Dang two dead bodies.

Why was this girl with him in the closed deli?

Now we're making out.

No dead body yet, just lots of mean girls

Um why not call your wife if you're missing her instead of calling some random person to request a song so she knows "I'm thinking of her"

"Oh were you not invited to the ball?" Said in the most smog tone, sheesh.

"Give her time"

Nah dude, fuck you, you cheated and HAD ANOTHER CHILD outside your marriage. I hope she never talks to you again.

"We'll keep the magic of Santa alive for Josh" but the narrator said it in the most dead monotone ever, like that line need energy and you gave nothing

75% off wrapping paper?!