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Gwyneth W.
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"So I taught the pirates how to walk a plank."
"Where there is milk, there is hope."
"Plastic flamingos are the highest and finest art form that Earth has achieved."
— Mar 14, 2026 01:15PM
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"So I taught the pirates how to walk a plank."
"Where there is milk, there is hope."
"Plastic flamingos are the highest and finest art form that Earth has achieved."
