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Otila
is 40% done
Hubby: You have a goofy smile on your face. Are you reading dolphin porn again?
Me: Ay, you say that like its a bad thing. And no. It's not dolphin porn. It's King Arthur and Merlin porn. Well, eventually there'll be porn...
Hubby:
Me: *yells at retreating back* Wait! Don't you want to hear about the porn?!
— Aug 16, 2015 03:58PM
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Me: Ay, you say that like its a bad thing. And no. It's not dolphin porn. It's King Arthur and Merlin porn. Well, eventually there'll be porn...
Hubby:
Me: *yells at retreating back* Wait! Don't you want to hear about the porn?!
Jennifer☠Pher☠
is 39% done
Hmmm...I know this isn't going to matter but it does to me.
— Aug 16, 2015 09:05AM
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Jennifer☠Pher☠
is 24% done
"Not while you lived, we said, Father," he murmured. "I kept my word."
— Aug 16, 2015 07:36AM
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DayDreamer
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His father would have made sure he never saw the internet again, even if the entire nation of Wales had to lose access along with him.
LOL
— Feb 17, 2013 02:56PM
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LOL
