Status Updates From Amable y tirano

Kicking my feet 🤭

The thirtieth exclamation of disbelief over James marrying at this party is not going to make me believe he can pull anymore than I did at the first — which is 0%

I read about a hundred pages today in a bit of a fever fog — I think my illness is making this a more digestible experience

I think I would have been charmed by the teasing about their age difference if I didn’t dislike James’ super soft ego — like yeah that’s funny but you’re serious, she called you OLD and you’re NOT old you’re in your PRIME LMAO

Master manipulator 2000 to only Georgie it seems… James please stop telling me you’re in your prime

“‘So you’re a bloody champion of all women kind.’
‘I wouldn’t go that far.’”

God forbid a man be a feminist, Johanna

Breaking my rule and starting with book 3 because isn’t the true bodice ripper a pirate

He’s like… not funny? It might just be me but she’s laughing at jokes that are so droll. I remain uncharmed.

When Mary skinner says we are reading Fabio novels in 2026 we do it

Begone, Malory! If I ever see you again it will be too soon.

James’s brother is so much more tolerable than him. How did James become the complete ass of the family like that?

Yeah something terrible needs to happen to James, if just to give him a little perspective

Less than a hundred pages more of James Malory….

Wish I could stop here and pretend that her brothers finally did him in

James Malory could be placed in the bottom most pit of hell, and it would not be punishment enough. He comes in here deliberately making a scene to embarrass Georgina, then gives the “She was comprised before I ever laid hands on her” line, saying she was acting the whore when she was just trying to make it through situations that **HE** put her in! I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him stone-dead.

The dress from the cover has made her appearance. Now to see if the scene from the cover happens as well.

I need to keep my phone with me when I read this book because every other page pisses me off and I need to let Goodreads know.

Hate hate hate when a woman is pregnant and the fetus only gets described as the man’s baby. Like she’s somehow just a vessel for his seed 🤢

Does James ever actually have any duties to perform? Or can he just do whatever all day? Get a job….