Status Updates From Delfos

“Birdwatching is taking the nation by storm but in my garden there is only ever this one sodding magpie”

Isn’t this always the vibe with me men compared to women though? Women plan and prepare (usually for the worst). Men assume it’ll all be fine a(because historically it has. For them.)

Perdón, pero que insoportable la señora esta llorando por todo. Siento que necesita muchísima terapia, un divorcio y dos hobbies nuevos.