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Satan to Gabriel: “I thought you were smart.”
Gabriel to Satan: *disdainfully, half-smiling* “I thought you were in hell. Couldn’t handle it?”
Satan to Gabriel: *eye twitching* “I’m sight-seeing.”
How am I supposed to take this book seriously? This is the funniest thing ever written.
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Gabriel to Satan: *disdainfully, half-smiling* “I thought you were in hell. Couldn’t handle it?”
Satan to Gabriel: *eye twitching* “I’m sight-seeing.”
How am I supposed to take this book seriously? This is the funniest thing ever written.































