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Morphing Erebus
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That's when the rat appeared. Out of nowhere, a scrawny brown rat materialized on the side bench, nervous and breathless.
Richard Parker looked as astonished as I was.
Surprised pikachu moment (also, there's always one)
— 12 hours, 50 min ago
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Richard Parker looked as astonished as I was.
Surprised pikachu moment (also, there's always one)
Morphing Erebus
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How I had failed to notice for two and a half days a 450-pound Bengal tiger in a lifeboat twenty-six feet long was a conundrum I would have to try to crack later, when I had more energy.
Should've gone to Specsavers.
— 12 hours, 52 min ago
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Should've gone to Specsavers.
Morphing Erebus
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It was inconceivable that the Tsimtsum should sink without eliciting a peep of concern. Right now in Tokyo, in Panama City, in Madras, in Honolulu, why, even in Winnipeg, red lights were blinking on consoles, alarm bells were ringing, eyes were opening wide in horror, mouths were gasping, "My God! The Tsimtsum has sunk!" and hands were reaching for phones.
He's an optimist.
— 12 hours, 53 min ago
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He's an optimist.
Morphing Erebus
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I had a wet, trembling, half-drowned, heaving and coughing three-year-old adult Bengal tiger in my lifeboat. Richard Parker rose unsteadily to his feet on the tarpaulin, eyes blazing as they met mine, ears laid tight to his head, all weapons drawn. His head was the size and colour of the lifebuoy, with teeth.
I turned around, stepped over the zebra and threw myself overboard.
That's the first logical reaction
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I turned around, stepped over the zebra and threw myself overboard.
That's the first logical reaction
Morphing Erebus
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I told him I like spicy food. I don't know why I said such a stupid thing. It's a complete lie.[..]my taste buds shrivel up and die, my skin goes beet red, my eyes well up with tears, my head feels like a house on fire, and my digestive tract starts to twist and groan in agony like a boa constrictor that has swallowed a lawn mower.
My dude, you don't just lie to an Indian about liking spicy food. 🤣
— 13 hours, 0 min ago
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My dude, you don't just lie to an Indian about liking spicy food. 🤣
