Status Updates From Wax and Wane

what the hell is going on???

“leaving droplets of pink and red all over the floor as she pads her way into the bedroom and reaches for her phone to whine to Pax.”

wait now i’m confused so they’re friends now???

“After Pax, Claire’s wife, had walked in and found her strap-deep in Claire, everything had blown up.”

whaaaat 😀 off the bat we starting like thissss!! omg 🤣😭

If this were Grand Theft Auto, she'd break the window, hot wire the car and listen to some obscure garage band covering Paint It Black while flinging hand grenades from the window.

Me randomly at times