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“It was exactly as he read, perfectly clear distilled water without any bacteria, but also without life. But what was he supposed to do? Approve a book that was full of bacteria and nourishment, or let the human race die of starvation?”
Bars.

i love absurdist fiction

Uh oh! This sounding familiar!

we all see ourselves in 1984

“What mattered was your ability to belittle the enemy”
Uh oh, modern classic alert, kids are gonna be reading this for their AP tests

THIS ONES DUE IN 5 DAYS BACK TO THE LIBRARY, THEN IM GONNA START THE EVERLASTING I STG