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How salvation works: you give your church money, and they give you indefinable promises that can never be verified. If a private individual does this kind of thing, it's called fraud.

Just sayin'.

She describes a meeting of a modern day witches' coven, and makes it sound like something any sensible woman should sign up for tomorrow. This is a tried and tested female support group structure that really works.

Go Barbara Walker!

Deut 25:11-12 are as she said:

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Translation: if you defend your husband by grabbing his attacker's balls, they should chop your hand off.

She reads a dry, matter-of-fact protocol by a medieval ecclesiastical clerk describing in full detail how a suspected witch was tortured to death, and has to go to the restroom to throw up.

Well, you know what girls are like - emotional.

Look God, how come we're supposed to say "Lead me not into temptation"? Cause You tempted Adam with that stupid apple, You know You did, and then You tried to frame Eve and the serpent. So the fact of the matter is that You've been leading people into temptation right from the start, and then You try to gaslight them into believing it's their fault.

Are You going to deny any of this? Huh? Huh?

So just about all of God's priests are male, and they tell us God's male, and also that God says men are good and important while women are bad and unimportant.

Well, it's true that when you put it like that it does sound a trifle suspicious. Someone should look into this.