Status Updates From O Imperador de Nihon-Ja (Or...

Zapomniałam serio zupdatować XD

Trochę szkoda, że suddenly to Horace a nie Will jest głównym bohaterem. Przynajmniej my shayla Halt w formie 🎀

i hate to bring down women but I refuse to believe that Alyss and Evanlyn could bring down a giant tiger that an entire village of large men could not
that tiger killed 17 people, ur telling me the village never thought of everything to kill it????

evanlyn and alyss bout to go searching for Bigfoot or some shit

Wracam do świata żywych

it's given girls written by an old man lmao
"we're girls!!! you men are just so stronger than us,,,, let us contribute!!!!!"
💀

okay so far we have:
-Halt (a man in his 50s I think) threatening to spank the royal princess (she's maybe like 17, 18?) in front of an entire company of people
- Alyss (courier, also 17 or 18) using dye to change her skin color to brown. she had already dyed her hair black, she didn't need to do all that 😭😭

what the fuck was John Flanagan on in this book????