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My lord

Whose in the bird house 👀👀

Okay trevel better not hurt kang or anyone else. Darcy and velle co included. Let’s all make up. Realize we’re all crazy and obsessive. And be a big happy family who takes down the warden together

“When you come across an unexpected gift, you don’t simply let it scamper off into the night. You keep it close. You treasure it.”

Now trevel 😂😭 saying kang is AT LEAST 24 cm (about 9.5 inches) shook me. Good lord

I think ren during the shower where he’s standing between Kang and trevel is so funny and precious. He’s like uh get away from my friend