Status Updates From The Annals of the Heechee

«He’s like the mosquito bite that takes your mind off the toothache for a moment. He’s never a welcome distraction, but at least he is a distraction.»

«She had eyes that no popular songwriter would ever find rhymes for, because, basically, they looked terrible. Her limbs were about as thick as a six-year-old famine victim’s, though nowhere near that sexy.»