Status Updates From Peach Blossom Debt

Heart broken!!!💔

He sighed so ominously that my hair stood on end.

This immortal lord would like to slam myself against the wall now.

*cats out of the bag now…

As expected, Hengwen declared, "This humble one shall offer ten taels of gold. Sell it to me."

Mingge! Wtf. What a dunce hat.

One brimmed with unspeakable misery, sorrow, pining, delight, and never-ending tenderness, while the other teemed with deep longing and bare, naked love.

8 chi tall…. That’s almost 9 feet tall!!!

I thanked my lucky stars for attaining the Dao and ascending in my youth. Had I gotten married and sired such a child, I would have lost ten years off my life just from how much he pissed me off.

*poor Jinning. 😂😂

It appeared that the Jade Emperor had not sent me down to torment Tianshu, but for Tainshu to torment me.

The stall owner, thinking it was simply a bit of bird droppings that had fallen from the sky, stirred the pot with a big ladle and scooped up a portion of noodle soup into a bowl to serve.

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