Status Updates From Betting on the Best Friend'...

Re-reading in anticipation of Ruby's story which is on it's way to me and will be delivered in the next week.

ruby Ik ur gonna make her last date w joey and ur FOUL for that

"I saw you. I see you." #creeper

"'Is he hot?' I shrug. 'He’s French.' 'Amen.'"

gay or metrosexual

"That’s the secret to aspirational marketing: someone who is the kind of pretty you see in everyday life but better—the kind of better you think you can buy, do a tutorial to get, or find a filter to give you. So then you buy it."

how tf am I supposed to root for this scumbag that is more than ok w making his career off of women's insecurities?

"'it’s a good thing not to look like a model. Most editorial models look kind of like bugs.'"

THEY LOOK UNQIUE; ITS COOL!!!! I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN!!!!!!! "they dont all have botox and filler like an ig model so they r inhuman" KILL URSELF!!!!

she rlly loves the skillful way he beats the other girls to the bride's bouquet

too bad u dont deserve her, flop!

(shoot last update was here)

"'Her beauty routine turned into brushing her teeth and putting her hair in a braid. She quit eating meat and got obsessed with the environment.'"

I'm sincerely struggling to see the issue

talked to moppy abt my qualms and her answer was "valid but its fluff, just enjoy it"

sometimes being a feminist killjoy has its downsides 😔

nearly halfway through and I'm alr more into oliver than I am joey

joey, ur flop! I cant believe my fierce environmentalist queen gets stuck w that hag

calling urself an alpha male.... seemingly unironically.... I dont know team, I just dont know

great idea, tell a woman she should smile more 👍

so far he has only made her feel insufficient. how am I supposed to root for this?

GAGGED HER CRAZZZZZZY STYLE OMFG

I'd kms on the spot 😭😭😭😭

confused bcos why was he then acting like he'd never noticed she was attractive if he admittedly did 8 yrs ago

NO NO NO NO NO

I cant do it its so embarrassing it will never not make me want to skin myself alive

last update was here oops

clap if ur scared

I lowk hope its a normal ppl situation where when he starts liking her she's moved on from him

I want to love her but they are going to bimbify her 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

actually not sure if I'll be able to make it through this one

hello liberal feminism!

"'you’re a victim of the patriarchy.'"


tread VERY lightly here

yeahhhhhh if ur arc is her realizing its ok to want to conform 🤩!!! I might kms

I started out with such high hopes. but there simply is no way to put a feminist spin on the makeover trope so give it up delicious

"Objectively, she’s got a good body."

dear ever kindle unlimited romcom author,

no one gives a gaf that ur protagonist is the skintiest little waif to ever waif. stop pushing this stupid ass rhetoric that there are good and bad bodies

strike 3, men do NOT get to call women pick mes I'll kill u